You're running out of excuses, anti-vaxxers

The FDA gives full approval to the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine

Well, this was a long time coming, and schools, businesses and other entities that haven’t done so already are now taking it upon themselves to institute COVID vaccine requirements.

Those organizations should have done so long ago and science-deniers should join the rest of us who take seriously our membership in the human race. Calling the vaccines “experimental” was never accurate, but now that full approval has come for Pfizer, what excuses will they use for not taking getting the COVID vaccine?

Here are my best guesses;

• “Thanks, no. I like the taste of Invermectin.”

• “Dammit. I was just about to quaff the last of my bleach.”

• “Trump won the ‘20 election and the guy they’re parading around is an imposter so I don’t have to listen to him.”

• “They didn’t say ‘Mother, may I.’”

I am vaccinated, and I am married to a vaccinated someone who is working through a break-through infection. Since his positive COVID test result, I have been tested and I don’t have COVID, despite not quarantining from the patient.

Go, Team Pfizer! Pfizer rules!

For the unvaccinated? Knock it off. Save a life. Get the vaccine, because the excuses — mine or any you may cough up — are really, really lame.