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Thomas Dombroski's avatar

I don’t know if Donnie one term will go to prison but if he does I can just imagine the excuses that the goofballs I know will be trying to convince themselves of

He wanted to go to prison

It’s the only place he can be safe from the radical left

Sing Sing is a karaoke joint

I know that the golfing grifter won’t use the last excuse

He can’t spell karaoke

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Tim Sullivan's avatar

I think he is, and was, preordained for prison. There have been way too many successful investigations for him to be able to stave off the damage that they each can do.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

I want to believe this. If this isn’t enough for him to go to prison…

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Theresa Taylor's avatar

From your mouth to the gods and goddesses ears.

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Deacon Art's avatar

Yes. But will spend it under house arrest, not in Mar-a-Lago,(It presumably will have been lost through financial ruin) but in some less grandiose hovel.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Like a Motel 6 on I-70 somewhere in mid-Missouri.

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Deacon Art's avatar

With a red throw over a single bed. And rugs in the bathroom. A corner light hanging from the ceiling with no shade.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

And a small mini-fridge that doesn't work so well. And an infestation of roaches. Or locusts. I'm not particular on the bug front.

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Deacon Art's avatar

Boils… yes, boils!!!

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Susan Campbell's avatar

(Might as well throw in a few frogs while we're out it. That's cool. I like frogs.)

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Sharon Foster (CT)'s avatar

Hard to believe that Sen. Paul, Sen. Blackburn, and some of the more senior politicians didn't exit the Trump Train after the first round of J6 Committee hearings. I have to assume they're all in on it, or their names and/or fingerprints are on the documents taken from MaL. Boebert and MTG I can understand. Gumming up the wheels of government is what they were elected to do.

To answer your question, I don't think he will see prison, much as I'd like to see it. I'd settle for exile. Russia, North Korea, or Hungary would be appropriate.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

All my lawyer friends says he won’t. I find that disheartening.

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Bill Katz's avatar

Benedict Arnold, a Connecticut Yankee, became America’s first traitor and Donald Trump has become it’s most recent (It says that on my tee shirt.) Arnold escaped to England and Trump, in order to escape charges of treason and subsequent prison or electrocution after being found guilty of all charges, will take his aging, unused areoplane out of mothballs, and fly rickety split to Russia. That’s my best guess.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

May they enjoy his bloated, bloviating self. He’s a flight risk, isn’t he? Think they will take his passport?

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Paul Ashton's avatar

If he gets indicted and decides to flea, I’d be happy to pack his bags for him.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

And I will drive his car.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

And now Trump is claiming that the FBI took his passports.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

All the best information -- though you can't trust much of it -- comes directly from the horse's...mouth. And who here has more than one passport?

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Rich Colbert's avatar

A friend of mine just returned from West Palm and purchased some post cards at the Mar-a-LOCO gift shop that include the nuclear codes, he is offering them to the highest bidder on E-bay....all kidding aside I don't think he will go to jail....just listen to what his sycophants like Randi Paul are saying - "we don't know what is in those boxes" he went on to say the FBI could have planted items in there to implicate 45! Times tough...be on guard!

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Swords up.

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Susan Graham-Handley's avatar

I return to the question I've been asking for 3 or 4 years now: If 45 is sentenced to prison, will secret service agents be required to accompany him?

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Mary Ann Dimand's avatar

I doubt it.

His escape may entail his death, though. And no, I don't think he would kill himself.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

He’s really awful, isn’t he? Every time he opens his mouth, a bat flies out.

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