Like a giant Russian doll, various people representing various entities — including people representing Donald Trump, himself — keep finding items marked “classified” in the former president’s secret spots — including, most recently, a Florida storage unit.
So I’m wondering: As authorities continue to recover all the things the former president took when he ought’nt have, what won’t they find?
Elementary school drawings from any of his children.
And I'm divided about whether there *would* be a plethora of reminders of Barron Trump's name, or none. Them being there would be less ambiguous, but would also indicate *some* kind of concern....
Birthday cards from his father.
Sharon, when we have the Snark-Off, I'm going to be on your team or I'm not playing. This was awesome.
That's a date!
(We are going to stomp the competition into sawdust.)
College diploma
"Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius
Too! Many! Syllables!
His healthcare plan
Good one.
Oh, but that’s coming “in two weeks.” 😉
So let's all check back around Christmas. It'll be under the tree, right next to the pony.
Right now I'm too infuriated by Sinema's latest, greatest betrayal to come up with anything amusing.
That’s fair.
The Bible
Elementary school drawings from any of his children.
And I'm divided about whether there *would* be a plethora of reminders of Barron Trump's name, or none. Them being there would be less ambiguous, but would also indicate *some* kind of concern....
And would those reminders have his name spelled correctly? One wonders.
MISSPELLED ONES WOULD BE THE UNAMBIGUOUS BEST!!!
No wonder I love you.
Backatcha.
A conscience.
A dictionary
A used Bible.
If he finds one anywhere near him, he'll most likely just hold it up for the cameras, upside down.