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Sam Sherman's avatar

Jay-waddling? Passing counterfeit bills?

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Perfect.

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Sam Sherman's avatar

Or maybe they just needed a ride because they're lame ducks. :)

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Susan Campbell's avatar

How many more of these do you have? I bow in your general direction.

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Sam Sherman's avatar

Maybe a whole flock. And I think you mean you bow *down* in my general direction.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

My God. You're the ruler of this Substack post.

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Jac's avatar

Illegally crossing the northern border during migration

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Susan Campbell's avatar

I know this sounds weird, but the look kind of content on that ride.

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Jac's avatar

Oh yeah! The officer is heading south and so the ducks are happy to have a break from flying. They figure the cop doesn't realize they can just fly off as soon as that door opens. They are in the backseat quacking up about it!

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Well done.

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Bill Yousman's avatar

They were Peking through windows.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

And they got caught because they didn’t duck fast enough.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

The both of youse? 15-yard penalty for bad puns. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.

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Deacon Art's avatar

They were too high to know where the flock they were going.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Oh well done.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

Daisy and Donald got arrested for not wearing pants in public.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

FINALLY. I mean, come ON...

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Rich Colbert's avatar

Speaking of "quack" they are being rushed to a photo shoot for Trump Digital Trading cards (sorry no bubble gum included)....yes get them while supplies last. If you buy today, you will get the "mature audiences only" shot of him *ucking the ducks, NOT to be confused with him *ucking 'Merica!

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Seriously, I can’t quit laughing. Surely at this point, we can understand that people in his inner circle are just messing with him.

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Thomas Dombroski's avatar

Quacks evasion

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Susan Campbell's avatar

See? I had to steal my answer. Just look at you.

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Thomas Dombroski's avatar

It was that or computer quacking

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Cynthia Fridlich's avatar

They murdered the AFLAC duck?

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Jealousy.

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Thomasina Levy's avatar

I have nothing, but just want to say these responses have me chuckling on a very grey morning. Thanks! 😂

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Right?

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Right. He's an autocrat, as well as a big whiny baby.

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Ava's avatar

He's quackers!

You have created a monster :D

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Oh, no. Personally, I had zero impact on creating that asshole. He was off floating in his red car in space and I early on decided I didn't like him (he came off as an asshole even in the most fawning of interviews).

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Ava's avatar

Ha! I meant the quack jokes :D

Agreed: he has needed no help in becoming a dangerous and insufferable twit (...except, perhaps being an emerald baby with the wherewithal to support his pretended genius and a flair for egregious behavior).

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Susan Campbell's avatar

These are corny and great, aren't they?

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Pat Taylor's avatar

They got quazy drunk on Grey Goose and goosed the cop.

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Sharon Foster (CT)'s avatar

Did you ever reveal the meaning of your husband's mysterious text? If so, I missed it.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

DO YOU WANT TO GET COFFEE IN ESSEX. Evidently, you don't speak Frank either.

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Sharon Foster (CT)'s avatar

Ah! So obvious in hindsight.

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Mary Ann Dimand's avatar

Hired shills for copaganda.

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Mary Ann Dimand's avatar

The pigeons were as usual prepared to sing, but their profiles were too well known.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

I giggled at this one. These comments are reminding me that the people who read this Substack should probably write this Substack.

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