Oh yeah! The officer is heading south and so the ducks are happy to have a break from flying. They figure the cop doesn't realize they can just fly off as soon as that door opens. They are in the backseat quacking up about it!
Speaking of "quack" they are being rushed to a photo shoot for Trump Digital Trading cards (sorry no bubble gum included)....yes get them while supplies last. If you buy today, you will get the "mature audiences only" shot of him *ucking the ducks, NOT to be confused with him *ucking 'Merica!
Oh, no. Personally, I had zero impact on creating that asshole. He was off floating in his red car in space and I early on decided I didn't like him (he came off as an asshole even in the most fawning of interviews).
Agreed: he has needed no help in becoming a dangerous and insufferable twit (...except, perhaps being an emerald baby with the wherewithal to support his pretended genius and a flair for egregious behavior).
Jay-waddling? Passing counterfeit bills?
Perfect.
Or maybe they just needed a ride because they're lame ducks. :)
How many more of these do you have? I bow in your general direction.
Maybe a whole flock. And I think you mean you bow *down* in my general direction.
My God. You're the ruler of this Substack post.
Illegally crossing the northern border during migration
I know this sounds weird, but the look kind of content on that ride.
Oh yeah! The officer is heading south and so the ducks are happy to have a break from flying. They figure the cop doesn't realize they can just fly off as soon as that door opens. They are in the backseat quacking up about it!
Well done.
They were Peking through windows.
And they got caught because they didn’t duck fast enough.
The both of youse? 15-yard penalty for bad puns. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.
They were too high to know where the flock they were going.
Oh well done.
Daisy and Donald got arrested for not wearing pants in public.
FINALLY. I mean, come ON...
Speaking of "quack" they are being rushed to a photo shoot for Trump Digital Trading cards (sorry no bubble gum included)....yes get them while supplies last. If you buy today, you will get the "mature audiences only" shot of him *ucking the ducks, NOT to be confused with him *ucking 'Merica!
Seriously, I can’t quit laughing. Surely at this point, we can understand that people in his inner circle are just messing with him.
Quacks evasion
See? I had to steal my answer. Just look at you.
It was that or computer quacking
They murdered the AFLAC duck?
Jealousy.
I have nothing, but just want to say these responses have me chuckling on a very grey morning. Thanks! 😂
Right?
They made quacks about Elon Musk?
https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-suspends-accounts-several-journalists-2022-12-16/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=daily-briefing&utm_term=12-16-2022
Right. He's an autocrat, as well as a big whiny baby.
He's quackers!
You have created a monster :D
Oh, no. Personally, I had zero impact on creating that asshole. He was off floating in his red car in space and I early on decided I didn't like him (he came off as an asshole even in the most fawning of interviews).
Ha! I meant the quack jokes :D
Agreed: he has needed no help in becoming a dangerous and insufferable twit (...except, perhaps being an emerald baby with the wherewithal to support his pretended genius and a flair for egregious behavior).
These are corny and great, aren't they?
They got quazy drunk on Grey Goose and goosed the cop.
Did you ever reveal the meaning of your husband's mysterious text? If so, I missed it.
DO YOU WANT TO GET COFFEE IN ESSEX. Evidently, you don't speak Frank either.
Ah! So obvious in hindsight.
Hired shills for copaganda.
The pigeons were as usual prepared to sing, but their profiles were too well known.
I giggled at this one. These comments are reminding me that the people who read this Substack should probably write this Substack.