So, what do you think Carlson could be doing to make ends meet? I’ll start:
Changing urinal cakes at the local bus station
Please share your ideas below and if it’s OK with you, I will share them on social media (no worries, I won’t use your name but I will give credit to the group here).
Vince McMahon has his eye on Tuck and Lemon! Vinnie's thinking they would be a dynamic tag team for his faux wrestling enterprise. The team's beta "stage name" is 'IF and BIFF' but Vinnie, being the showman he is is opening up a contest to name the firee's.....have at it!
Use his communication skills to help promote the Veterans for Peace, Golden Rule sailboat, which will be landing in Norwalk, Ct Memorial Day at noon. And march in the Norwalk Memorial Day parade that same day with Veterans and their supporters to promote Peace and "think" about divesting billions from nuclear weapons and investment into clean energy?
Picking fruits and vegetables alongside migrant workers. Might give him a different perspective on his "replacement theory" BS..... or not.
That's perfect.
I. Love. This. One. Brava!
He would look so pretty in a MacDonald’s paper hat asking “Would you like fried with that?”
"Or how about an apple pie?" Suggestive sell. He's a pro at it.
Don't forget motherhood
Lol
Barbed-wire fence repairer in Montana, so he can live far far away from the despised coastal elites he's been forced to live among for so many years.
Oh! Inspired!
Right?
Processing and personally interacting with the US citizens who are caught selling Fentanyl at the border.
My God. These are all inspired.
Filling in paperwork for people applying for food stamps and he’s punished for each one that fails?
Selling KKKars for KKKreeps
Judging by the reaction from the goofballs he’ll probably be selling a lot
I have to wonder if Fox cut ties with him simply for financial reasons
Especially with other lawsuits on the horizon
He might just be the first
Vince McMahon has his eye on Tuck and Lemon! Vinnie's thinking they would be a dynamic tag team for his faux wrestling enterprise. The team's beta "stage name" is 'IF and BIFF' but Vinnie, being the showman he is is opening up a contest to name the firee's.....have at it!
Porn viewing booth cleaner.
He’d be great, yelling on Bourbon Street, “Put a rise-ah in your Levi’s-ah! Come on in!”
And of course there's always a job waiting for him at Russia Today.
They'll snatch him right up after OAN and Newsmax says nah.
Use his communication skills to help promote the Veterans for Peace, Golden Rule sailboat, which will be landing in Norwalk, Ct Memorial Day at noon. And march in the Norwalk Memorial Day parade that same day with Veterans and their supporters to promote Peace and "think" about divesting billions from nuclear weapons and investment into clean energy?
https://vfpgoldenruleproject.org/
I think he would make a fabulous spokesperson for Tucks hemorrhoidal pads , maybe the ones containing Witch Hazel ? Just a thought....
I LIKE this one.
His talent for lying is miles long. What he's measuring here is the scope of his ethics.
Selling TV dinners door-to-door in Tennessee?
Not so much of a stretch considering his family owns Swanson.
#ronwho?? T-shirts for sale towards my bail.
Where can I get mine?
Soon! Just got mine from printer. Want a picture, lol!?
Please!
Fabulous!!!!! Gotta go, though! Heading down to Florida with my #ronwho? Y’all gonna chip in for my bail? Hi ho ⚔️
We've got your back.
Honeydipper. Tried out for *musical* honey dipper, but....
These are all perfect for him.
He'd be at home cleaning out port-a-potties. After all, he's been shoveling the sh*t for years.