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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Picking fruits and vegetables alongside migrant workers. Might give him a different perspective on his "replacement theory" BS..... or not.

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That's perfect.

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I. Love. This. One. Brava!

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

He would look so pretty in a MacDonald’s paper hat asking “Would you like fried with that?”

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"Or how about an apple pie?" Suggestive sell. He's a pro at it.

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Don't forget motherhood

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Lol

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Barbed-wire fence repairer in Montana, so he can live far far away from the despised coastal elites he's been forced to live among for so many years.

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Oh! Inspired!

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Right?

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Processing and personally interacting with the US citizens who are caught selling Fentanyl at the border.

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My God. These are all inspired.

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Filling in paperwork for people applying for food stamps and he’s punished for each one that fails?

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Selling KKKars for KKKreeps

Judging by the reaction from the goofballs he’ll probably be selling a lot

I have to wonder if Fox cut ties with him simply for financial reasons

Especially with other lawsuits on the horizon

He might just be the first

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Vince McMahon has his eye on Tuck and Lemon! Vinnie's thinking they would be a dynamic tag team for his faux wrestling enterprise. The team's beta "stage name" is 'IF and BIFF' but Vinnie, being the showman he is is opening up a contest to name the firee's.....have at it!

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Porn viewing booth cleaner.

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He’d be great, yelling on Bourbon Street, “Put a rise-ah in your Levi’s-ah! Come on in!”

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

And of course there's always a job waiting for him at Russia Today.

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They'll snatch him right up after OAN and Newsmax says nah.

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Use his communication skills to help promote the Veterans for Peace, Golden Rule sailboat, which will be landing in Norwalk, Ct Memorial Day at noon. And march in the Norwalk Memorial Day parade that same day with Veterans and their supporters to promote Peace and "think" about divesting billions from nuclear weapons and investment into clean energy?

https://vfpgoldenruleproject.org/

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

I think he would make a fabulous spokesperson for Tucks hemorrhoidal pads , maybe the ones containing Witch Hazel ? Just a thought....

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I LIKE this one.

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

His talent for lying is miles long. What he's measuring here is the scope of his ethics.

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Selling TV dinners door-to-door in Tennessee?

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Not so much of a stretch considering his family owns Swanson.

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#ronwho?? T-shirts for sale towards my bail.

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Where can I get mine?

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Soon! Just got mine from printer. Want a picture, lol!?

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Please!

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Fabulous!!!!! Gotta go, though! Heading down to Florida with my #ronwho? Y’all gonna chip in for my bail? Hi ho ⚔️

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We've got your back.

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Apr 25, 2023Liked by Susan Campbell

Honeydipper. Tried out for *musical* honey dipper, but....

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These are all perfect for him.

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He'd be at home cleaning out port-a-potties. After all, he's been shoveling the sh*t for years.

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