So if Texas could be a historic event, it would be…the judges will also accept your answer to: “If Texas could be a disease, it would be…”
(Why are we messing with Texas? Because in just six short days, the state has made the news for making both voting and getting an abortion criminally difficult.
If Texas could be a disease, it would be syphilis. In it’s final stage it damages the brain and heart.
Bingo.
I nearly fell off my chair laughing when Texas Gov Abbott said he would eliminate rape. Biggest self-serving pile of horseshit ever!
I think he should move on to cancer next, and then racism, or maybe racism, and THEN cancer...
It'll be known as the former state before it was given back to Mexico.
Part 2, Puerto Rico became the new 50th state.
(Mexico will straighten them out!)
If Texas could be a disease it would be... Florida.
Hahahahhahahahah.
Historic event- the Great Depression
Just when we thought Texas couldn’t get anymore backward, Abbott opens his mouth.
…and bats flew out.
Texas … disease it would be necrotizing fasciitis.
Yes. That sounds about right.
Amen.