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Thomas Dombroski's avatar

Ted was carjacked by women from the caravan horde pouring into Texas

They made him drive to the airport but tickets and fly with them to Cancun

He’s lucky that the worst thing that happened to him was he got a sunburn and bad publicity

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Susan Campbell's avatar

That's kind of awesome.

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Amanda's avatar

I don't face re-election for 4 years so I plan to do as little work as possible until campaign season 2024.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

So you're going with the truth? Novel idea, and well done.

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JEANNE MINER's avatar

I'm a soulless opportunist who doesn't care whether my constituents live or die. So who needs an excuse to abandon them when I can fly out of the country and ignore the rules about quarantining upon my return?

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Honestly, I think that’s the one that ruled his actions.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”-Al Franken.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

“Rudy told me there were Dominion ballots buried under the margarita ice at the palapa bar by the pool.”

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Paul Ashton's avatar

“My judgement was overwhelmed by my desire to get to the bottom of it, for the good of the country.”

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Susan Campbell's avatar

That’s actually really creative and now I’m afraid you’ll go into politics.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

Creative? I was just quoting Cruz’s Newsmax interview.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Get. Out.

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Paul Ashton's avatar

It’s not me but a lot of people are saying. Big people. Important people.

Wait, did I say that out loud? It must be the past four years talking.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

And then some other wags started adding lyrics. It was priceless.

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Susan Campbell's avatar

Can’t spell. Trying again: I saw Beto talking about the help he organized. Now THAT was leadership.

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