Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Texas) flew to Cancun on Wednesday while his state struggled with massive power outages, broken pipes, and deaths after a massive winter storm blew through and exposed the state’s weak infrastructure. When his travel became news, Sen. Cruz said his daughters wanted to take the week off in a Mexican resort, so he flew out with them because he wanted “to be a good dad.”
Let’s help Sen. Cruz to not use his daughters as human shields next time: Come up with a better excuse for him for the next time he abandons his responsibilities. Be as specific as you’d like, and feel free to comment below.
I'm a soulless opportunist who doesn't care whether my constituents live or die. So who needs an excuse to abandon them when I can fly out of the country and ignore the rules about quarantining upon my return?
Ted was carjacked by women from the caravan horde pouring into Texas
They made him drive to the airport but tickets and fly with them to Cancun
He’s lucky that the worst thing that happened to him was he got a sunburn and bad publicity
That's kind of awesome.
I don't face re-election for 4 years so I plan to do as little work as possible until campaign season 2024.
So you're going with the truth? Novel idea, and well done.
I'm a soulless opportunist who doesn't care whether my constituents live or die. So who needs an excuse to abandon them when I can fly out of the country and ignore the rules about quarantining upon my return?
Honestly, I think that’s the one that ruled his actions.
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”-Al Franken.
“Rudy told me there were Dominion ballots buried under the margarita ice at the palapa bar by the pool.”
“My judgement was overwhelmed by my desire to get to the bottom of it, for the good of the country.”
That’s actually really creative and now I’m afraid you’ll go into politics.
Creative? I was just quoting Cruz’s Newsmax interview.
Get. Out.
It’s not me but a lot of people are saying. Big people. Important people.
Wait, did I say that out loud? It must be the past four years talking.
And then some other wags started adding lyrics. It was priceless.
Can’t spell. Trying again: I saw Beto talking about the help he organized. Now THAT was leadership.