I am not, in fact, a satanist

At least, I'm pretty sure I'm not. No. I'm not.

There is so much going on re: the Florida search warrant, but please indulge me this personal story:

The above photos are on my Twitter home page. The little round photo, if you’ll notice, is of a cake with icing that forms a pentagram and says, “Congrats on your pact with Satan.” I was using that photo as a reply to particularly egregious tweets so ofte…