On Thursday, the Department of Justice ruled that former Pres. Donald Trump can be held legally accountable for his part of the Jan. 6th insurrection. You can read the brief here.
So let’s mark this decision with limericks. Here’s mine:
Rules, laws and good taste he did flout
When chastised, Orange Baby would pout
Now Trump’s less than fine
His fate’s on the line
It’s what happens, fuck around and find out.
Your turn. Have at it.
Assertion has been his stout shield.
Every turd he has shat in each field
He denied and he scoffed;
Law was balked; he got off--
Let us cleanse the pollution unsealed.
This is wonderful.
There once was a grifting old man
That came up with a really bad plan
He assembled a mob
To try to keep his job
Now let’s hope he ends up in the can
Oh! Perfection.
Love this!!
Excellent. Applicable to a cult leader I know, too. Actually all of them.
(Same here.)
Humpty Donnie sat on a wall, waving to Insurrectionists and vowing to pardon all, in his fall he fell to pieces, while Kev, Margie, et al try re-assembling all.....
I snorted.
Captain Bone-spurs incited the right
To march into the Congress and fight.
A riot ensued,
And its victims have sued.
Will this make Orange Donald turn white?
Ha. I love this one.
There once was a man named Trump
Whom voters decidedly did dump
He stoked insurrection
To protest an election
And now is the world's biggest chump!
So many talents. Well done, Cloe.
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Assertion has been his stout shield.
Every turd he has shat in each field
He denied and he scoffed;
Law was balked; he got off--
Let us cleanse the pollution unsealed.
This is wonderful.
There once was a grifting old man
That came up with a really bad plan
He assembled a mob
To try to keep his job
Now let’s hope he ends up in the can
Oh! Perfection.
Love this!!
Excellent. Applicable to a cult leader I know, too. Actually all of them.
(Same here.)
Humpty Donnie sat on a wall, waving to Insurrectionists and vowing to pardon all, in his fall he fell to pieces, while Kev, Margie, et al try re-assembling all.....
I snorted.
Captain Bone-spurs incited the right
To march into the Congress and fight.
A riot ensued,
And its victims have sued.
Will this make Orange Donald turn white?
Ha. I love this one.
There once was a man named Trump
Whom voters decidedly did dump
He stoked insurrection
To protest an election
And now is the world's biggest chump!
So many talents. Well done, Cloe.
Love this!
Super-Probably Relevant Content has all the best people.