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Jul 14, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

Lindsey Graham just because I am tired of his sniveling worship of the former President… although he might be hard to recognize since he has his head so far up his ass.

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Jul 14, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

Taylor Greene to see her reaction when (if) she realizes the earth is round.

Matt Gaetz as the only male with a group of middle aged lesbians conducting a women’s retreat.

Jim Jordan with Ohio State wrestling team alums.

T***p with Nancy Pelosi as Commander.

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You are the prettiest baby ever.

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Is that a Missouri thing?

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And now it's a Connecticut thing. It's a compliment.

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Aww.

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Mitch McConnell. And we all know why.

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Jul 14, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

GOP ain't worth the powder it'd take to blow 'em up. Though, with apologies to Jackie Gleason: "To the moon, Abbott!"

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He'd be a great candidate for a black hole...

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Jul 14, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

I think he's mostly dark matter.

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Jul 14, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

You know, I'd like even more to shoot destructive and rationally invalid cognitive framings into space, though I don't exactly know how to get them into a rocket (and make sure they're gone from this planet)....

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Well, we're gonna need a bigger boat...

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Can it be a one way trip? Maybe they could head off to Saturn. (Was gonna Mars, but that's too close!)

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I leave that to the creator, the person who fills in the blank. I don't want any one to die, just suffer a little.

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