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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

I'm a little surprised he hasn't returned to holding allies, and I didn't see his name on the guest list of the QAnon hate fest held in Dallas last week. Maybe he can't afford all that travel. Maybe the venues/host cities are asking for money up front now.

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(They are if they've learned anything in the last 30+ years of dealing with him.)

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

According to their text message fundraising he plans to hold a rally on Saturday.

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What a luzer.

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

Well, he's profited nicely from credulous followers and from not paying his bills, and why should he think that's stopped?

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

However, now the text messages represent him as asking where he should go first. I guess coherence is a snooze.

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That's right. We keep doing what's worked in the past until it doesn't work any more (usually).

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"rallies", not "allies".

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And again, because of the Sharon-Susan mind meld, I read "rallies."

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

Perhaps they could continue (former?) US military research and see whether taking hallucinogenics develops their telepathic power.

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Best idea yet.

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

How about just jumping into that hole?

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I vote yes on this idea.

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It sounds like he's going mad over having the word "loser" attached to him. Maybe he could shout at a mirror or talk to the seagulls because eventually they will be the only ones listening.

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OR: He could shout at the seagulls and feel all powerful when they fly away.

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Jun 3, 2021Liked by Susan Campbell

Perfect! He feels better and we don't have to listen to him!

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(Apologies to the sea gulls.)

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I don't know he mastered innuendo maybe secret code rings (available for 49.95) for the Maga crew are in order?

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