Tucker and brown M&Ms, sittin' in a tree
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The cosmically constipated Tucker Carlson™, America’s Biggest Disappointment, added to the lofty conversation around the rebranding of M&Ms, the chocolate candy from Mars, Inc., where two of the personifications recently got more sensible heels for their shoes.
Because someone had to say it, I suppose, Tuck shared his concerns:
"M&M's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous, until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them. That's the goal. When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity.
America had a field day.
Speaking personally, I am totally turned off by Tucker Carlsonâ„¢. Can I have my back pay now?
I’ve always said that one of the problems with the right is a lack of fiber.
I missed this. Thank you for bringing this important matter to my attention and starting my week off with a laugh. I'm wondering if, in his own defense, Tucker will start a Twitter conversation asking people to name the cartoon characters they want to have a drink (or something else) with. Even though they danced together in movies I think Gene Kelly knew that Jerry the Mouse wasn't actually real, same with Dick Van Dyke and the penguins. But I'm not sure Tucker is really clear on that.