Those QAnon knuckleheads wonder if the other guy can be reinstated
I, for one, am glad they asked.
Though one of Trump’s family members has said the other guy isn’t on board with this fantasy, there’s chatter among his supporters — including the My Pillow guy — that Whatzisname will step back into the Oval Office before Labor Day.
This is crap. It’s nonsense. It’s a big steaming turd of a lie but: Who here hasn’t wanted to turn the clock back and have another shot at something at which we didn’t excel? A do-over! Here’s my list:
That speech I blew in 1975 as a participant in the Optimist International Oratorical Contest. I forgot the entire middle part, and I believe the judges noticed.
That time I slugged a date in college after he wouldn’t take no for an answer. I wish I’d hit him harder, though I believe I chipped his tooth.
I’ve decided to stop here, at 1980. Otherwise, the list will take too long. Feel free to add your own and feel free to stop at 1980 or thereabouts.
Onward. Into the weekend, with Pres. Joe Biden in the Oval Office.
I wish I could have retaken that freshman open book Chemistry test given after I broke my arm/shoulder...or would have dropped the course and retaken it after I healed. Then I wish the guy responsible for my accidental broken bones could redo his flower delivery to my dorm room 3rd story window instead of miscounting and arriving via ladder to the room next door. That would have been a cool apology.
I wish I hadn't sold my IBM stock. (I worked there for a brief 3 years.)