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The Onion, the satirical news website, has cried uncle.

The venerable fake-but-funny- site, home of such hard-hitting pieces as “Tucker Carlson Late to Work After Being Murdered By Hordes of Violent Minorities Again,” has admitted that it is too difficult to write satire when the honest-to-God facts are so very stupid.

(Let’s hope that’s just a snarky tweet, because I would miss pieces such as, “QVC Launched New Primetime Prestige Infomercial Starring Bryan Cranston, Edie Falco.”)