MAGA Jesus speaks
The Interwebs ain't having it
Bless these videographers’ hearts. I’d add (and I left a few out because it’s not just the MAGAts who get to rewrite Scripture:
Blessed are the poor in spirit.
Psyche! Not really. Get those loafers off the streets.
Blessed as the meek
Because we can run right over them.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness
Because for just $59.99, they, too, can own a God Bless America Bible, and tuck themselves in at night knowing they have the Word of God and they’re helping their leader pay his legal bills.
Blessed are the merciful
Particularly if they’re wearing a black robe and showing bountiful and illegal mercy to the country’s leader
Blessed are the pure in heart
For they are easy fleeces.
Blessed are the peacemakers
For they super-probably should receive a Nobel.
The simple response to "MAGA Jesus" is:
Not my Jesus.
I saw something yesterday, I think, about a woman who did a tiktoc reading verses from Matthew that contradict a lot of what the GOP are doing and how un-Christian it is. I can't figure out how to say this properly. Hell, the other morning I struggled (and couldn't until later) remember the word distract? Anywho, even though she was reading from THE BIBLE, MAGA went apeshit over it.