Let's buy Mar-a-Lago
Are you in?
The former president has gotten himself in a financial pickle because he lied about the worth of a whole host of Trump properties.
So I’m figuring the guy is going to need some real cash, real fast.
Let’s buy Mar-a-Lago! Sure, it’s ugly as hell but there are 128 rooms, so there would be plenty of space for all of us. Whatzisname paid $5 million (plus $3 million for the antiques) for the property in 1985, and I’m thinking we could lowball him and then have a place to frolic this winter.
We will probably want to rip out the tacky gold crap placed there by the former owner. And then? Let’s throw open the gates and let everyone in.
There isn't enough sage in the world to clear the malevolence out of that place. And then, of course, Florida. I have relatives and friends there, people I love. If they needed me, I would go to be with them through a crisis, but to live? to frolic? to vacation? Nope. Let the sea take that particular property, maybe the coral can cover it over like a sad Atlantis.
Love the concept and I'm sure it would be a great party, but I'm with Martha and Melina on this one. Too much bad karma, and... Florida. 😄