We all need a weird obsession, and mine is Olympic curling. As I type this, the Swiss and the Brits are competing, sliding those 44-pound stones down toward a target, which isn’t as easy as it sounds.
Of course, I mostly care about Team Shuster, the USA’s hirsute male team whose members look like they’ve wandered in from the local bowling alley.
I say th…
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