Here is some television I'll cheerfully skip

On May 10, TFG is on CNN

God’s Own Disappointment, MTG

Some television stations have let me down recently, including (but not limited to):

• CNN, which is planning a town hall meeting with TFG on May 10

• “60 Minutes,” which (and I’m not alone in my disgust and oh, look, here’s an opinion piece on CNN that says the same thing) hosted the tragically disappointing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-Mars