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Happy birthday, Baby Jesus

Happy birthday, Baby Jesus

Bring more ammo!

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Susan Campbell
Dec 09, 2021
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Because nothing shouts “Yule!” like a group-gun-grope, Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Kentucky) posted the above greeting on Twitter recently (with the tweet: “Santa, please bring more ammo”). Not to be outdone, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-Colorado) followed suit:

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