Cadet Bone Spurs wants a parade

I hereby declare June 14 Obama Appreciation Day

Coincidentally, the First Felon’s birthday falls on the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army, as well as Flag Day, and Don’s planning a parade to celebrate all of it. The parade will include:

…about 6,600 soldiers, 150 vehicles and 50 helicopters to follow a route from Arlington, Virginia, to the National Mall. Until recently, the Army’s birthday festival plans did not include a massive parade, which officials say will cost tens of millions of dollars.

In this time of high prices brought on by Trump’s idiotic high tariffs, why spend that kind of money on a parade? Because the value of a parade is “peanuts compared to the value,” Don told a news reader who neglected to ask the obvious follow-up questions. This comment was spoken like a true dictator who’s never had to pick up the bill for anything. Just look at all those rallies he hasn’t paid for.

Trump’s history with the military includes:

• A starring role as a five-times draft dodger

• Renaming Veterans Day (which will have all the staying power of renaming the Gulf of Mexico)

• Shitting all over recent Vietnam reconciliation efforts

• Mocking Vietnam veteran and former U.S. Sen. John McCain’s war injuries

• Calling people who died in battle “losers” and “suckers”

Yet here he is, attaching himself to military valor with an expensive parade.

There’s been a suggestion floated on social media that those of us with accounts spend the day sharing photos of former Pres. Barack Obama, who lives rent-free in Two Dolls’ head but posting these photos will certainly help that along.