But...but...I didn't vote for this

Yes. Yes, you did.

Jul 06, 2025

∙ Paid

Families are looking for their missing children in central Texas after a flood swept through (a flood for which storm warnings didn’t go out in time because DOGE.

But you didn’t vote for that. You voted for the charlatan in the red cap. And to Make America Great Again.

Your neighbors are being rounded up — because of the color of their skin — and kidnappe…

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