Ivanka Trump, the eldest daughter of TFG, recently did the family thing and squirmed like a frog on a hot griddle in attempts to avoid having to appear in court at her father’s New York ongoing fraud trial. Her brothers appeared last week, to mixed reviews.
Appearing, said Ivanka’s lawyers, would create an “undue hardship” for the mother of three, as she lives in Florida, and her children attend school during the week, so…
Her request landed like a wet fart in a short skirt at a party. Welcome to the world, Ivanka, where mothers everywhere juggle sports and/or band practice, work, civic duties, and marital ones — all while not benefiting from family efforts to defraud the American public.
This embarrassing epoch ended when Ivanka withdrew her appeal. She’s scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday, arriving about the time that mothers nationwide are settling into their day jobs, having managed breakfast, school drop-off, and various other regular, everyday events — including finding a babysitter, if need be.
You heartless wench. What about the time she must spend in her home dressing room with the team of stylists to get just the right plastic look going? Not to mention her personal vegan Buddhist zoomba trainer. My God, Susan, this testifying may rob her of her 5 minute Mommycares hug & question session when the kids come home. I feel her pain for precisely what it's worth, while you talk about farts...
The crime family is adored by many Americans, the same crowd that carry torches and shout Jews shall not replace us, the same crowd that bans books, the same crowd that mocks public health officials, the same crowd that believes women have fewer rights than white males. Let Ivanka have her "Queen for the Day" (yes I remember that show) moment in a court of law where I am sure we will see crocodile tears stream down her face. She like the rest of her family have NO interest in commoners, their sole interest is in feathering their own nest at any cost! LOCK THEM UP!!