As TFG walks into a D.C. courtroom

I have one prayer

Mrs. Thomas (center) seated between her husband, Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, and Sen. Mitch McConnell. What a fun bunch.

Please, Baby Jesus, let Ginni Thomas be the sixth unnamed, uncharged co-conspirator. Please. I and all righteous people everywhere would take a special kind of pleasure in watching her lying self sizzle on a legal griddle.

Thank you. Amen. Show starts at 4 p.m. What will you be wearing?