About damn time

TFG gets indicted. The shit has hit the fan.

For the third time, the former president has been indicted (this round there were four felony counts) after much anticipation by people who love law and order. (You can read the 45-page indictment here.)

The counts were:

There are six unnamed, uncharged co-conspirators whom court watchers speculate include disgraced attorney Rudy “My Head Is Melting” Giuliani, and disgraced attorney John C. “I Make Shit Up For Profit” Eastman. Both men should prepare for the worst, as the defendant is not known for showing loyalty when things get heated. Toss in there another disgraced attorney, Sidney “Releasin’ The Kracken” Powell.

Sinners, it’s time.

This federal trial must be televised in real-time. The best antidote for misinformation is correct information, accessible to all.

You can catch up on TFG’s other indictments here. Tick. Tock, y’all.

And thanks, Lou, for reminding me of this song. It’s a classic.

Glory!