Hi, God. It's me, Susan.

And I don't normally pray in public, because that's not cool

But.

Please watch over the people of Iran while the president of the United States toys with their lives. Let the two-week cease-fire — conveniently announced before the fake deadline set by the fake president last night — last until infinity. Please let the Iranians know that many, many people in this country are disgusted with the president, and some of us even hate the lining of his crusty guts.

Please help more members of the U.S. Congress find their spines so that they can remove the tumor from office. (And please bless Connecticut’s Rep. John Larson for filing articles of impeachment.) Please move other Congresspeople off social media so they can move forward on his highly-impeachable actions because this Susan Collins’ pearl-clutching? Is simply not enough.

Please remind people that the cease-fire involves a 10-point plan that includes Iran charging ships $2 million for what was, just a few weeks ago, a free trip through the Strait of Hormuz. From tne NY Times, in return for opening the Strait of Hormuz, which was closed after Israel and the U.S. began bombing the country::

Iran would lift its de facto blockade of the key shipping route through the Strait of Hormuz. Iran would also impose a fee of roughly $2 million per ship that it would split with Oman, which sits across the strait. Iran would use its share of the proceeds to reconstruct infrastructure destroyed by American and Israeli attacks, rather than demand direct compensation, according to the plan.

Please help the people Trump is hurting — the vulnerable people around the world for whom this president is a chancre.

Please know that I am purposefully not praying for the president of the United States, because despite your infinite love, I believe he is a lost cause. Remove from him the ability to hurt so many people. In your infinite wisdom, I am not picky how you do that.

And please, God, don’t let my hatred consume me, but if it does, let me burn with a white-hot rage that lights the way for others.

Amen.